WHat they're saying...
"I found a decapitated pig's head literally moments after meeting you for the first time in New York 10 years ago. You were wearing a red v-neck with camo pants and blu-blockers." - Seth Troxler
"The first time I met Bill he was dressed in drag but he doesn't remember me because he was too busy tucking his penis." - hot shot Hollywood screenwriter (in the making)
“Is this website a cry for help, or just a place to come cry? Either way, follow your dream, and spread your wings and fly.” - Lee Curtiss
"I had the (dis)pleasure of working with Bill Patrick for almost 10 years now. When not constantly bitching or putting himself on an imaginary pedestal, Bill enjoys seeking out other people’s music while talking shit about them.
He then takes this knowledge and plays said other people’s music to mostly intoxicated women who surprisingly love it.
In this sense Bill is the true definition of an anomaly." - Ex-Agent
"When I met you I thought you were a dick but then I got to know you and I knew you were a dick." - Maayan Nidam
“They still make websites?” - Matthew Dear
“Disappointed it lasted as long as it did." - Ex-girlfriend
“After all these years, I still don't know what kind of music you play.” - Dad
“Be aware, there are very high profile people here." - Sergio Giorgini (Benoit & Sergio)
“A music connoisseur in the purist form, a brutally honest realist (aka dick). Mr. Steal your girl, but one of funniest and most loyal friends I know. Swipe right.” - Randall M
"We hooked up a few times, secretly, thank god." - Ex-lover
"The DJ that always surpasses the knowledge of every other DJ with the littlest amount of effort." - Lauren Lane
“Stop sleeping with people you shouldn’t be sleeping with.” - Someone I shouldn’t sleep with
"I don't pay you to put bad notions in my head. The ones already there don't need company!" - MUALLEM
"I thought we were in love." - Another Ex-lover
“Whether he is pulling his shirt, twiddling his thumbs, asking you to fork or quickly clapping his hand up in the air, you know he is just shady, soon in the darkest corner near you." - Natalia Escobar
"Love my pheggy." - tINI
“Always serving the truth no matter how much it hurts.” - Darwin
"A wonderful DJ requires excellent representation. I'd like to publically apologise, Bill." - Another ex-agent
"'Tis better to have and to hold than to never have had and held before!!" - Greg Paulus (No Regular Play)
"I used to be friends with Bill but he's too important nowadays to write to me unless he needs something. Case in point. This quote" - Lee Burridge
“I love bill. I love bill so much that I hope he dies, because I know that’s what’ll ultimately make him the happiest.” - Austin Gebbia